Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
only if we run a train.
done.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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