Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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