I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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