1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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