I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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