so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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