Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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