Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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