I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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Have you been drinking my beer?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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