So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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