Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
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I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
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I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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