I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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