Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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