how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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