He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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