So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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