brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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