marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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