I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
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