Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
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What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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