we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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