i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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