I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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