I wanna bring you to show and tell
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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