I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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