Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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