He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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