dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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