is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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