let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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