Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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