Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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