it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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