i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
accomplished twins. life is a go
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
