they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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