that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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