I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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