They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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