So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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