Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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