Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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