thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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