): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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