Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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