stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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