I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
He felt like a one man threesome
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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