the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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