No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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