dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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