were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
one might say we're banned from that church
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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