I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
just found out that she named her cat after me.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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