3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
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Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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