don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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